1 00:00:06,478 --> 00:00:08,806 Previously, on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:10,494 --> 00:00:12,266 Stranded on an alien planet. 3 00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:14,579 In order to survive and complete my mission, 4 00:00:14,992 --> 00:00:17,797 I would have to somehow fit in with the human life forms. 5 00:00:22,048 --> 00:00:23,644 Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle? 6 00:00:23,668 --> 00:00:25,246 We had a murder in town last night. 7 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:27,539 We need you to come down and take a look at the body. 8 00:00:27,564 --> 00:00:30,002 - What the mother hell? - You're not dead. 9 00:00:30,027 --> 00:00:31,897 Asta's the nurse. 10 00:00:33,211 --> 00:00:34,882 It's the new doctor. 11 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:37,858 - He's an alien. - Wait, an alien? 12 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:40,127 What the hell are you teaching this kid, huh? 13 00:00:46,509 --> 00:00:48,093 One mistake. 14 00:00:48,118 --> 00:00:51,611 Just one mistake made out of necessity for survival. 15 00:00:51,636 --> 00:00:52,775 I had no choice 16 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,462 but to kill the human known as Harry Vanderspeigle. 17 00:00:56,034 --> 00:00:58,278 I was just defending myself. 18 00:00:58,303 --> 00:00:59,514 How was I supposed to know 19 00:00:59,538 --> 00:01:01,182 when I threw him on top of the ice 20 00:01:01,206 --> 00:01:02,985 he would disappear into the lake? 21 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:04,406 I am an alien. 22 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:08,144 I don't know every little detail about how Earth works. 23 00:01:08,712 --> 00:01:10,564 Everything will be fine. 24 00:01:11,617 --> 00:01:15,195 I just need to find that body before someone else does. 25 00:01:31,454 --> 00:01:34,024 26 00:01:34,549 --> 00:01:35,937 Sleep, 27 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:39,462 another example of humans being weak and inefficient. 28 00:01:40,235 --> 00:01:43,577 Their bodies must shut down for eight hours every single day, 29 00:01:43,602 --> 00:01:45,593 or they don't work properly. 30 00:01:46,526 --> 00:01:50,319 Please be 6:00 a. m. Please be 6:00 a. m. 31 00:01:53,063 --> 00:01:54,616 So much to do. 32 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:58,673 I have to find that body in the lake, find my device, 33 00:01:59,032 --> 00:02:02,398 the pieces of my ship that broke off over the mountains, 34 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,132 I have to kill that kid... 35 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:05,891 Mm, almost forgot about that. 36 00:02:06,094 --> 00:02:07,999 Exterminate the human race. 37 00:02:08,024 --> 00:02:09,884 Milk, gotta get milk. 38 00:02:09,908 --> 00:02:12,157 Don't forget the milk. 39 00:02:12,182 --> 00:02:13,538 Maybe some cereal. 40 00:02:13,915 --> 00:02:15,140 If I can't sleep, 41 00:02:15,165 --> 00:02:17,665 I can at least learn to be a better doctor. 42 00:02:18,095 --> 00:02:19,694 Circumcision. 43 00:02:19,719 --> 00:02:22,291 What is that, eye surgery? Click. 44 00:02:25,805 --> 00:02:27,602 They are a savage people. 45 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,204 Refreshed. 46 00:02:38,852 --> 00:02:41,548 Plenty of energy to climb a mountain. 47 00:02:47,102 --> 00:02:48,602 Did you hear that Chinese restaurant 48 00:02:48,643 --> 00:02:49,891 next to the theater is shutting down? 49 00:02:49,915 --> 00:02:52,093 No way. 50 00:02:52,118 --> 00:02:53,501 I love that place. 51 00:02:54,897 --> 00:02:58,030 Yeah, Mrs. Lee accused her husband of cheating. 52 00:02:58,055 --> 00:03:00,835 - I guess they're splitting up. - What? 53 00:03:01,063 --> 00:03:03,104 They're such a great couple. 54 00:03:03,344 --> 00:03:05,304 It's probably a misunderstanding. 55 00:03:05,329 --> 00:03:06,874 I'll talk to her. 56 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:09,851 I hear someone wants to turn it into a gourmet pizza joint. 57 00:03:09,876 --> 00:03:11,312 On the other hand, 58 00:03:11,579 --> 00:03:14,649 he was handsy with the ladies, so. 59 00:03:14,969 --> 00:03:16,954 She's gotta do what she's gotta do. 60 00:03:18,555 --> 00:03:21,508 Right. You throw high, I'll throw low? 61 00:03:22,344 --> 00:03:25,194 - Spinner's on. - Spinner's on. 62 00:03:25,219 --> 00:03:28,673 - Safety off. - Safety off. 63 00:03:29,188 --> 00:03:32,241 Three, two, one, pull. 64 00:03:39,298 --> 00:03:41,008 Nice hook shot. 65 00:03:41,285 --> 00:03:42,663 Ball is life. 66 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,765 Yeah, say that again. 67 00:03:44,790 --> 00:03:46,714 - Ball is life. - No, don't... 68 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:49,593 - Don't say it twi... - Ball is life. 69 00:03:49,618 --> 00:03:51,007 You always do that. 70 00:03:58,024 --> 00:04:01,162 This is the third piece of my ship that I've found. 71 00:04:01,954 --> 00:04:03,923 My device has to be nearby. 72 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,878 I'm not alone up here. 73 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:42,770 This is bad. 74 00:04:43,676 --> 00:04:45,972 I just felt my rear iris pucker 75 00:04:45,997 --> 00:04:47,808 and my testicles tighten. 76 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:50,331 My taint remains unchanged. 77 00:04:52,536 --> 00:04:54,893 That avalanche covering my search area 78 00:04:54,918 --> 00:04:57,051 has set me back at least a week. 79 00:04:58,294 --> 00:05:01,888 These humans think they can constantly thwart my plans. 80 00:05:01,913 --> 00:05:03,175 Well, no more. 81 00:05:08,012 --> 00:05:10,215 This is some bullshit! 82 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:18,464 Hi, I'm Kate Hawthorne. 83 00:05:18,489 --> 00:05:21,254 My husband is Ben, the mayor. 84 00:05:22,309 --> 00:05:24,950 I met him. He smells like soap. 85 00:05:25,536 --> 00:05:28,069 Yeah, that's him. 86 00:05:28,716 --> 00:05:31,778 My son ran out of your office a few days ago. 87 00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:34,849 Can I come in? Please? 88 00:05:34,874 --> 00:05:36,809 - Yes, just one minute. - Oh, o... 89 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,638 I need to talk to you about something. 90 00:05:57,663 --> 00:05:59,053 Hmm? 91 00:05:59,078 --> 00:06:01,630 My son Max told me you're an alien. 92 00:06:03,767 --> 00:06:05,278 What's that then? 93 00:06:05,303 --> 00:06:08,224 He also told me that you broke into his bedroom 94 00:06:08,249 --> 00:06:09,835 and tried to kill him. 95 00:06:12,952 --> 00:06:14,429 That's interesting. 96 00:06:15,246 --> 00:06:16,802 What is wrong with him? 97 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:19,311 Why is he making things up? 98 00:06:20,553 --> 00:06:23,178 - You think he's lying. - Of course he's lying. 99 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:25,342 You're obviously not an alien. 100 00:06:26,975 --> 00:06:29,592 I'm so embarrassed that he ran out of the clinic. 101 00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:33,583 I'm sorry to bother you. 102 00:06:33,608 --> 00:06:36,389 I normally talk to Sam about this stuff, but he's... 103 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:40,046 - Well, you know. - He's dead. 104 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,382 - Yeah. - Well, you don't have 105 00:06:43,407 --> 00:06:46,493 anything to worry about. I'm not an alien. 106 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:50,029 Unfortunately. I hear they're pretty cool. 107 00:06:51,907 --> 00:06:53,351 Thank you for coming over. 108 00:06:53,376 --> 00:06:56,312 It's just... I can't get my son off of this. 109 00:06:56,337 --> 00:06:58,742 And it's not just the stories, he's... 110 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:00,341 He's drawn pictures. 111 00:07:00,758 --> 00:07:05,517 Lots and lots of pictures. Look at them. 112 00:07:05,783 --> 00:07:07,281 They're disturbing. 113 00:07:07,306 --> 00:07:09,376 And that alien? I mean... 114 00:07:10,328 --> 00:07:13,319 He even convinced the deputy to draw this. 115 00:07:14,181 --> 00:07:17,101 Look at this, it's disgusting. 116 00:07:17,126 --> 00:07:19,484 Makes me want to throw up just looking at it. 117 00:07:19,509 --> 00:07:22,133 Some people think humans are ugly. 118 00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:23,789 I just don't know what to do. 119 00:07:23,814 --> 00:07:25,271 Max won't sleep, he won't eat, 120 00:07:25,295 --> 00:07:28,431 and, frankly, he is driving me crazy. 121 00:07:29,384 --> 00:07:31,017 You're a doctor. 122 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,970 Is there anything that we can do? 123 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,329 Move. 124 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,652 - What? - Far away from here. 125 00:07:39,923 --> 00:07:42,703 A new school, a new life. 126 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:46,649 If Max knows that he is never setting a foot in Colorado 127 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:47,919 or the Western United States again, 128 00:07:47,943 --> 00:07:49,321 I think that he will be a happy kid. 129 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:52,398 Uh, we have jobs. 130 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:54,539 My husband is the mayor. 131 00:07:54,564 --> 00:07:56,744 Scotland needs mayors. 132 00:07:57,488 --> 00:08:00,867 I read it in a book. 133 00:08:00,892 --> 00:08:02,400 We're not moving. 134 00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:08,414 Ah, of course! 135 00:08:08,439 --> 00:08:09,687 Not. 136 00:08:11,009 --> 00:08:12,585 - Um. - Uh... 137 00:08:12,814 --> 00:08:16,428 He's probably just looking for attention. 138 00:08:19,954 --> 00:08:21,460 Yeah. 139 00:08:21,798 --> 00:08:23,796 I guess that makes sense. 140 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,828 I try and steer clear of Max during the day. 141 00:08:26,853 --> 00:08:29,977 Having a mom who works at school isn't the easiest thing. 142 00:08:30,002 --> 00:08:31,379 Neglect. It's your fault. 143 00:08:31,403 --> 00:08:33,259 And with that, you can go. 144 00:08:34,006 --> 00:08:35,383 Uh... 145 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:37,798 yeah, well, I... 146 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:42,122 guess I'll just try spending more time with him. 147 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:46,158 Gotta be honest, I feel like I'm losing my mind. 148 00:08:46,451 --> 00:08:48,002 Max doesn't drop the alien thing, 149 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,111 - I'm gonna kill him. - You and me both. 150 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,285 Thank you so much for everything... 151 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,589 Oh, oh. 152 00:09:01,847 --> 00:09:03,181 'Kay. 153 00:09:21,485 --> 00:09:24,069 Good morning, dickhead. 154 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,726 Can't call me that. That's a nasty word. 155 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:32,218 Oh, I'm sorry, shit-for-brains. 156 00:09:32,243 --> 00:09:35,288 You're inappropriate and you stole my flyers. 157 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,890 Do you wanna put them back up? 158 00:09:36,915 --> 00:09:38,226 Go ahead. 159 00:09:38,251 --> 00:09:42,538 No one believes you, anyway, not even your parents. 160 00:09:42,563 --> 00:09:44,695 Tell people I am an alien. 161 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,562 Climb to the highest tower in town 162 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,992 and shout it to everyone. 163 00:09:51,243 --> 00:09:53,928 We don't have towers, you dumb alien. 164 00:09:53,952 --> 00:09:55,234 No, I... 165 00:09:55,259 --> 00:09:58,726 I know that, it was a figure of speech. 166 00:09:58,751 --> 00:10:00,179 No, it wasn't. 167 00:10:00,204 --> 00:10:02,039 Oh, my God, you actually thought we had towers. 168 00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:03,273 I did not! 169 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,991 You're so stupid. 170 00:10:05,016 --> 00:10:08,352 "Hi, I'm an alien and I think it's castle times 171 00:10:08,377 --> 00:10:09,757 and there are towers." 172 00:10:09,782 --> 00:10:12,947 I was testing to see if you thought there were towers, 173 00:10:12,971 --> 00:10:15,817 and you're lucky you passed. 174 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:19,627 - Well, I'm gonna go to school now. - Wait. 175 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:22,079 I hope a tower doesn't fall on me 176 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:24,610 because we live in make-believe times. 177 00:10:24,635 --> 00:10:26,794 You're the one who thinks there's towers! 178 00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:30,905 Dickhead. 179 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,330 Assho... 180 00:10:33,755 --> 00:10:35,156 Asshole. 181 00:10:41,285 --> 00:10:43,457 Hey, Ass-ta. 182 00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:45,901 It's Ah-sta, Ellen. You knew that. 183 00:10:45,926 --> 00:10:48,249 Sorry. Must be the Canadian in me. 184 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,218 Well, on this side of the imaginary border, it's Ah-sta. 185 00:10:51,243 --> 00:10:55,792 Pasta, drama, Ah-sta. What else can I do for you? 186 00:10:55,817 --> 00:10:58,503 Ah-sta, Dr. V needs some prescription pads, 187 00:10:58,528 --> 00:10:59,902 but I can't find any. 188 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,386 - Well, where have you looked? - I haven't looked yet. 189 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,546 Can you get them? 190 00:11:14,512 --> 00:11:16,762 _ 191 00:11:31,094 --> 00:11:32,872 Whoa, what are you doing? 192 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,659 - I want that so badly. - Excuse me? 193 00:11:35,684 --> 00:11:37,324 Sleep. 194 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:41,106 I can't sleep at night. I'm trying to learn how. 195 00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:43,776 Okay, well, please stop. It's creepy. 196 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,084 Get up. 197 00:11:45,108 --> 00:11:48,026 Jay, Jay, wake up. 198 00:11:48,051 --> 00:11:49,956 Please wake up. 199 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,989 Have you seen one of Sam's prescription pads laying around? 200 00:11:52,013 --> 00:11:53,020 There's one missing. 201 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,393 I don't know if he took it home, I... 202 00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:56,987 He always used to keep them here. 203 00:11:57,012 --> 00:11:58,731 That's why you woke me up? 204 00:11:58,755 --> 00:12:01,367 Well, have you seen it or not? 205 00:12:01,391 --> 00:12:02,435 Not. 206 00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:04,470 I just work here for school credit. 207 00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:06,839 I barely know where the tongue depressors are. 208 00:12:12,234 --> 00:12:15,223 I thought sleep was supposed to make you feel better. 209 00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:16,293 Cut her some slack. 210 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,497 She was probably up all night reeling like the rest of us. 211 00:12:19,909 --> 00:12:23,315 You didn't even know Sam. Why can't you sleep? 212 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:26,058 There's a dead me floating in the lake. 213 00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:29,746 I can't find the on/off switch in my brain. 214 00:12:31,488 --> 00:12:33,199 Do you ever meditate? 215 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:36,143 By meditate, do you mean sit peacefully 216 00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:38,281 and think of all the people I want to kill? 217 00:12:38,306 --> 00:12:41,609 Yes. I like it very much. 218 00:12:42,855 --> 00:12:43,855 Good. 219 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,956 Uh, Dr. Vanderspeigle, we need you down at the town hall. 220 00:12:47,227 --> 00:12:48,774 What's going on? 221 00:12:48,799 --> 00:12:52,149 There's another dead body. This time in the lake. 222 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:54,288 Okay. 223 00:13:01,374 --> 00:13:02,576 All right, all right, 224 00:13:02,601 --> 00:13:04,574 now there's a lot of misinformation out there, okay? 225 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,378 Everybody just needs to calm down. 226 00:13:06,403 --> 00:13:07,854 And somebody need to open up a damn window 227 00:13:07,878 --> 00:13:10,390 'cause it smell like a sweaty REI store up in here. 228 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:11,791 What? 229 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:17,040 - I hear they found a body? - No, just a foot. 230 00:13:17,065 --> 00:13:19,261 Jack Rooney found it fishing the lake. 231 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,862 Which lake? My lake? 232 00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:23,268 Not your lake. 233 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:25,448 Belongs to the state of Colorado. 234 00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:29,742 Oh, are you trying to impress me? 235 00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:31,705 By making me think you own a lake? 236 00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:33,074 No, I'm not doing that. 237 00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:34,776 Can maybe you be just a little less needy 238 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,988 and a little bit more sensitive? 239 00:13:36,012 --> 00:13:38,456 Because somebody's died, so. 240 00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:39,698 Come on, can we see the foot? 241 00:13:39,723 --> 00:13:42,058 What's going on? Who does the foot belong to? 242 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,517 Yes, and can we touch it? 243 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,353 Were they murdered? 244 00:13:45,377 --> 00:13:47,964 - Okay, folks, folks, folks. - What size is it? 245 00:13:47,989 --> 00:13:50,057 This is an ongoing investigation 246 00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:52,706 and all that we have now is... is... is a dead foot. 247 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:55,043 That foot belongs to the guy I killed. 248 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,364 For all we know, you know, it's just, uh, 249 00:13:57,389 --> 00:14:00,525 some hiker who got his foot ripped off by a bear. 250 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:02,103 There's a killer bear on the loose? 251 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,651 I know it. It's my own fault. 252 00:14:05,676 --> 00:14:07,442 I should've spent more time searching the lake 253 00:14:07,466 --> 00:14:09,978 and less time watching "Law and Order" marathons. 254 00:14:10,002 --> 00:14:11,313 All right! 255 00:14:11,337 --> 00:14:12,962 I want everybody to shut up! 256 00:14:12,987 --> 00:14:14,144 I want it so quiet in here, 257 00:14:14,169 --> 00:14:16,580 you can hear a mouse piss on cotton, you understand me? 258 00:14:16,925 --> 00:14:18,237 No. 259 00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,554 - Now... - Okay. 260 00:14:20,579 --> 00:14:22,157 As you all know, 261 00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:25,393 we recently lost one of our own, Sam Hodges, 262 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,620 who was murdered. 263 00:14:26,645 --> 00:14:29,458 Now, finding this here foot in there? 264 00:14:29,622 --> 00:14:31,399 This is a good thing, 265 00:14:31,423 --> 00:14:34,847 'cause it means that we don't have a murderer in our town. 266 00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:37,269 We... we don't? 267 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,173 We got ourselves a serial killer, y'all. 268 00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:42,369 How the hell is that a good thing? 269 00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:44,806 Serial killers don't run away and hide. 270 00:14:44,831 --> 00:14:46,748 They lie in wait to strike again, 271 00:14:46,772 --> 00:14:48,016 so they're easier to catch. 272 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,551 Hell, if I was a serial killer, 273 00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:52,440 I'd be in this room right now looking for my next victim. 274 00:14:52,703 --> 00:14:54,370 All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't worry! 275 00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:56,948 We're gonna send the foot to Denver for DNA testing. 276 00:14:56,982 --> 00:14:59,928 Once we find out who it is, we gon' catch this killer. 277 00:14:59,952 --> 00:15:01,997 I can't let them get that DNA. 278 00:15:02,021 --> 00:15:04,237 They'll know I'm dead lake man. 279 00:15:04,262 --> 00:15:05,925 Doctor, do you have anything that... 280 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,340 Uh... 281 00:15:09,401 --> 00:15:11,152 Uh... 282 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,026 I am so scared! 283 00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:19,948 Real nice, Doc. Real smooth, real smooth. 284 00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:24,042 Fear is real. I have all the signs. 285 00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,737 Sweaty palms... 286 00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:30,025 Elevated heartbeat... 287 00:15:30,049 --> 00:15:31,940 Nice hat, freak. 288 00:15:33,612 --> 00:15:37,378 Now that I'm in this body, I'm feeling human emotions. 289 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,831 Sorry. 290 00:15:57,399 --> 00:15:59,079 Poor guy. 291 00:16:01,430 --> 00:16:05,375 My guess is a boat propeller probably hit the dead body 292 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,349 and just chopped the foot right off. 293 00:16:08,374 --> 00:16:09,595 Mm. 294 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,281 White male. 295 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:16,945 I'm thinking late 40s, 180 pounds, over six feet tall. 296 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:19,225 That's a size twelve shoe. 297 00:16:20,619 --> 00:16:22,731 Heck, if you didn't have two feet, 298 00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:25,022 I'd think this thing was yours. 299 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,944 You are a funny, hilarious person. 300 00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:31,014 Anyway, the medical examiner will let us know 301 00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:32,889 if we get a hit on the DNA. 302 00:16:33,737 --> 00:16:36,584 No, I know there's a chance that there won't be, 303 00:16:36,609 --> 00:16:38,923 but with so many people in the database these days, 304 00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:42,971 all those ancestry testing kits. 305 00:16:42,996 --> 00:16:44,264 Even I did one. 306 00:16:44,289 --> 00:16:46,934 Uh, I found out that, um, 307 00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:50,139 my real father is actually my dad's best friend, Bill, 308 00:16:50,164 --> 00:16:53,810 so I told my dad and he and my mom broke up 309 00:16:53,835 --> 00:16:58,701 and then he left town and he moved to Ohio, so... 310 00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:01,808 I don't recommend those tests. 311 00:17:02,951 --> 00:17:04,960 Anyway, soon the only people who won't be in the database 312 00:17:04,984 --> 00:17:07,435 are hermits and babies. 313 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,707 Definitely my foot. 314 00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:31,586 It's amazing how my people have developed the ability 315 00:17:31,611 --> 00:17:34,290 to mimic other life forms on the cellular level. 316 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,791 We are an incredible... 317 00:17:35,815 --> 00:17:37,326 And I forgot to close the door. 318 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,295 When you're doing being next-level weird, 319 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,463 we have the Briscoes in the exam room. 320 00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:42,957 Oh, there's my sock. 321 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:44,867 It's here. 322 00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:46,668 Where's my goddamn foot? 323 00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:49,705 You stole my five dead little piggies, 324 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,558 not to mention Liv's favorite bucket. 325 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,957 She puts her soda pop in there. 326 00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:55,860 I can help. I am a pathologist. 327 00:17:55,885 --> 00:17:58,179 You don't need to send the whole foot to Denver. 328 00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,015 Well, then pathologize the damn thing 329 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:01,580 and get me a DNA sample. 330 00:18:01,605 --> 00:18:03,919 We got some Ted Bundy shit going on around here, 331 00:18:03,943 --> 00:18:05,833 and I need to put a stop to it before he strikes again. 332 00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:07,293 Or she. 333 00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:09,432 The killer could be a woman. 334 00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:11,427 That's sexist. You're sexist. 335 00:18:11,451 --> 00:18:12,594 Let me tell you something. 336 00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:15,931 When I say he, I mean he or she. 337 00:18:15,955 --> 00:18:17,168 You know, between you and me, 338 00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:18,660 what is this PC bullshit anyway now 339 00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:20,200 where you gotta say "he/she" for "he" 340 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,730 when "he" already mean "he/she," you know what I mean? 341 00:18:23,472 --> 00:18:25,117 I just think it'll be more respectful 342 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:28,183 if you think of the killer as a woman. 343 00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:30,020 Okay. 344 00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:32,524 Well, let me tell you what I think would be respectful... 345 00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:34,815 Is if you got me a skin sample off this foot 346 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,972 before I start needing dick pills. 347 00:18:37,309 --> 00:18:40,154 Now, I'ma be in the waiting room waiting. 348 00:18:43,149 --> 00:18:44,849 Hmm. 349 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:58,030 No one knows where great ideas come from, 350 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:01,365 but you always remember where you were when they came. 351 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,690 There. 352 00:19:04,195 --> 00:19:06,826 And in this case, my great idea came the moment 353 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:08,962 I entered the exam room and realized 354 00:19:08,986 --> 00:19:11,984 I was going to cut the foreskin off this baby's dick 355 00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:13,785 and hand it to the sheriff. 356 00:19:16,727 --> 00:19:19,115 - How long has he been sick? - Just two days. 357 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:20,561 He doesn't have a fever. 358 00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:22,750 - That's a relief. - Mm. 359 00:19:25,401 --> 00:19:28,914 His chest is clear. Is he circumcised? 360 00:19:29,142 --> 00:19:30,951 - What? - What? 361 00:19:30,976 --> 00:19:33,720 Right, how dumb of me to ask. 362 00:19:33,744 --> 00:19:36,055 I'm right here. I can just check myself. 363 00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:37,958 Let's see what you're packin' down there, champ. 364 00:19:37,982 --> 00:19:41,559 Harry... Dr. Vanderspeigle, you don't need to do that. 365 00:19:41,584 --> 00:19:44,496 He's not circumcised. Not yet, anyway. 366 00:19:44,521 --> 00:19:47,161 We were thinking about it but hadn't made a decision. 367 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,002 And you don't need to make a decision right now. 368 00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:50,379 The sooner the better. 369 00:19:50,404 --> 00:19:52,138 Removing the foreskin reduces the risk 370 00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:54,326 of urinary tract infection. 371 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,856 - Also STDs. - STDs? 372 00:19:57,881 --> 00:20:00,471 Do you want your baby getting gonorrhea? 373 00:20:01,563 --> 00:20:02,707 Is that a real question? 374 00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:04,473 No, it's not. 375 00:20:04,498 --> 00:20:07,520 You should consider it. It's a very simple procedure. 376 00:20:07,825 --> 00:20:10,237 All I do is surgically remove the skin 377 00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:12,731 which covers the tip of your baby's prick. 378 00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:19,662 Here you go. 379 00:20:20,247 --> 00:20:23,569 I'm keeping the foot so it can be stored properly. 380 00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:25,090 Fine by me. 381 00:20:25,115 --> 00:20:27,640 Thing made my whole office smell like bad sushi. 382 00:20:27,779 --> 00:20:29,676 I gotta get this back to Liv. 383 00:20:29,701 --> 00:20:31,451 You know ladies love they buckets. 384 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,975 Before you say that's sexist, that's just a fact. 385 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,287 - Hey, Maxie. - Mom, what are you doing? 386 00:20:57,312 --> 00:20:59,600 I can't be seen hanging out with my mother. 387 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,603 Don't be silly. Hey. 388 00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:04,225 Teachers get lunch breaks, too. 389 00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,506 Just wanted to stop by and see how you're doing. 390 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,029 Please go! 391 00:21:09,176 --> 00:21:10,982 I'll literally pay you. 392 00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:12,651 That's the money I gave you this morning. 393 00:21:12,676 --> 00:21:14,654 Money is money. 394 00:21:14,679 --> 00:21:17,506 Okay, just... hey. 395 00:21:17,531 --> 00:21:19,787 I just wanted to tell you that I love you. 396 00:21:21,102 --> 00:21:22,607 Okay. 397 00:21:25,311 --> 00:21:26,623 - Can I just get a hug? - No! 398 00:21:26,648 --> 00:21:29,287 Okay, great. Okay, bye. 399 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:33,864 - Love you. - Hey. 400 00:21:35,356 --> 00:21:37,801 Dude, that's the kid with the alien poster. 401 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:42,209 Oh! 402 00:21:49,014 --> 00:21:50,725 What, Space Boy? 403 00:21:52,299 --> 00:21:54,850 He's the one with the alien posters? 404 00:22:01,275 --> 00:22:03,520 You wanna make fun of me too? 405 00:22:03,778 --> 00:22:05,467 No. 406 00:22:05,702 --> 00:22:07,397 Because I believe you. 407 00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:17,201 Stress, fear. 408 00:22:17,717 --> 00:22:19,975 No wonder humans can't sleep at night. 409 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,011 Imagine what that water would do to your balls? 410 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:24,326 At least I don't have to worry about the kid 411 00:22:24,351 --> 00:22:25,842 or the foot anymore. 412 00:22:30,755 --> 00:22:32,389 What's going on here? 413 00:22:33,928 --> 00:22:35,186 Why are you on my beach? 414 00:22:35,211 --> 00:22:37,155 It's official police business, Doc. 415 00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:39,096 Rest of that body's got to be out there somewhere, 416 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,818 and I plan on finding it. 417 00:22:41,383 --> 00:22:44,084 You work too hard. You should take some time off. 418 00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:45,523 Doctor's orders. 419 00:22:46,744 --> 00:22:48,482 I am a little concerned about 420 00:22:48,507 --> 00:22:51,920 the overall scale of this operation. 421 00:22:51,945 --> 00:22:54,412 You know, we don't have the budget to drag this whole lake. 422 00:22:54,437 --> 00:22:57,271 You got it in your budget to live in a town littered with dead bodies? 423 00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:00,271 Not really how budgets work. 424 00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:02,875 And this whole thing... It's just too expensive. 425 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:06,622 I mean, the town is definitely not paying for snacks, okay? 426 00:23:07,236 --> 00:23:09,308 Those are Cletus's dog treats. 427 00:23:11,318 --> 00:23:12,755 Hey, don't be spittin' that out! 428 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:14,873 That's real bison meat. What the hell's wrong with you? 429 00:23:14,897 --> 00:23:17,411 Dang it! God, it's like a gamey peanut. 430 00:23:17,436 --> 00:23:20,388 Listen, everyone here needs to get their head in the game. 431 00:23:20,891 --> 00:23:22,841 We're searching this entire lake. 432 00:23:23,231 --> 00:23:26,700 We ain't gon' stop till we find that body. 433 00:23:44,235 --> 00:23:45,544 Yes, nurse. 434 00:23:45,569 --> 00:23:50,982 I have very bad ass rash for you to examine, please. 435 00:23:51,007 --> 00:23:52,213 Okay? 436 00:23:52,238 --> 00:23:54,380 Oh, my God, you scared me. 437 00:23:54,405 --> 00:23:56,357 Come on, let's go. 438 00:23:56,548 --> 00:23:59,255 You've been so mopey lately. 439 00:23:59,366 --> 00:24:01,599 You do know my friend Sam died. 440 00:24:01,659 --> 00:24:03,630 Yes, I know. 441 00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:06,919 I know, I know, and I'm... 442 00:24:07,806 --> 00:24:10,377 very sorry and it sucks, 443 00:24:10,768 --> 00:24:14,135 but maybe to get your mind off of it, 444 00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:15,978 you come out with me. 445 00:24:16,003 --> 00:24:18,486 You taking me to feed baby squirrels again? 446 00:24:18,998 --> 00:24:20,564 This is even better. 447 00:24:24,737 --> 00:24:27,767 They find that body, I'm gonna legit shit myself. 448 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:30,179 When you said "have some fun," 449 00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:33,767 I thought you meant dinner or maybe a movie. 450 00:24:34,007 --> 00:24:36,385 Come on, we got a live show here. 451 00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:40,127 The finale, fingers crossed, is a bloated, dead corpse. 452 00:24:40,152 --> 00:24:43,471 So this is our night? A floater watch party? 453 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,017 This town, I'll take what I can get. 454 00:24:46,825 --> 00:24:51,672 Besides, I was dating this guy, and he sort of ghosted me. 455 00:24:51,697 --> 00:24:52,783 Oof. 456 00:24:52,808 --> 00:24:54,900 I mean, he stopped calling entirely 457 00:24:54,925 --> 00:24:57,111 and I'm kind of hoping that's him out there, you know? 458 00:24:57,136 --> 00:24:58,744 Get some closure. 459 00:24:59,681 --> 00:25:04,528 Also, you know what I heard? JT is having a party later. 460 00:25:05,101 --> 00:25:06,721 JT. 461 00:25:06,746 --> 00:25:09,135 I haven't thought about him in forever. 462 00:25:09,744 --> 00:25:11,596 I can't believe he's still around. 463 00:25:11,621 --> 00:25:14,525 Well, I mean, everybody's still around. 464 00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:16,369 Nobody gets out of here. 465 00:25:16,878 --> 00:25:18,486 We did. 466 00:25:18,511 --> 00:25:19,521 I'll give us that. 467 00:25:19,546 --> 00:25:21,891 We both got out and chased our dreams. 468 00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:24,025 - Damn right. - Yeah. 469 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:31,799 And reality chased us right back. 470 00:25:32,878 --> 00:25:34,447 Yeah. 471 00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,783 Yeah, starting to envy that body in the lake. 472 00:25:41,948 --> 00:25:44,646 Deputy, why is your boat headed to shore? 473 00:25:45,832 --> 00:25:47,732 The mayor has to be brought back in. 474 00:25:47,757 --> 00:25:49,668 He has an appointment. 475 00:25:52,241 --> 00:25:55,029 Is there somebody throwing up on that boat? 476 00:25:55,663 --> 00:25:58,241 Uh, hi, Sheriff. This is the mayor speaking. 477 00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,100 I just have a pre-existing appoi... 478 00:26:01,492 --> 00:26:03,389 - Are you seasick? - Uh... 479 00:26:03,414 --> 00:26:04,691 We don't halt justice 480 00:26:04,716 --> 00:26:06,187 just 'cause your tummy's a little upset. 481 00:26:06,211 --> 00:26:07,531 If you gotta piss, puke, or shit, 482 00:26:07,555 --> 00:26:08,933 you do it over the side of the boat. 483 00:26:08,957 --> 00:26:10,768 In the meantime, we stick to the plan. 484 00:26:10,793 --> 00:26:13,178 You do the east lake grid; I do the west lake grid. 485 00:26:13,203 --> 00:26:15,834 - Over. - Aye-aye, Sheriff. 486 00:26:16,171 --> 00:26:17,725 Perhaps if you drank some water? 487 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,631 All I taste is bison. 488 00:26:20,027 --> 00:26:21,866 I don't like this feeling. 489 00:26:21,891 --> 00:26:24,570 Even this dog is making me nervous. 490 00:26:24,787 --> 00:26:27,656 I remember when I didn't know the meaning of fear. 491 00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:29,623 After my ship crashed, 492 00:26:29,648 --> 00:26:31,648 - _ - I was on my own for two weeks. 493 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,873 An alien on an alien planet, danger everywhere. 494 00:26:43,022 --> 00:26:45,538 None of it concerned me. 495 00:26:58,596 --> 00:27:02,748 Not knowing fear allowed me to make bold fashion choices. 496 00:27:44,225 --> 00:27:46,247 I don't think they're gonna find a body. 497 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,231 Come on, stay positive. 498 00:27:50,123 --> 00:27:52,215 I think that's Harry's cabin over there. 499 00:27:52,686 --> 00:27:54,278 Fancy. 500 00:27:55,656 --> 00:27:58,081 I wonder what half of it will be worth when we split up. 501 00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:01,965 Mm. 502 00:28:03,191 --> 00:28:05,403 I remember who Harry reminds me of. 503 00:28:05,428 --> 00:28:07,283 - Who? - Danny Oliver. 504 00:28:07,308 --> 00:28:10,608 - My God, he took you to prom. - Yes, he did, right? 505 00:28:10,633 --> 00:28:13,011 - Yes, he did. - Oh, God. 506 00:28:13,036 --> 00:28:15,100 You remember him dancing to "Got Your Money"? 507 00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:19,038 ♪ Hey, Dirty! ♪ 508 00:28:19,063 --> 00:28:22,242 ♪ Baby, I got your money, don't you worry ♪ 509 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:24,067 - ♪ Uh! ♪ - ♪ You better give me that money! ♪ 510 00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:26,748 - Oh, my damn. - ♪ Right now! ♪ 511 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:28,570 ♪ Baby, I got your money ♪ 512 00:28:28,595 --> 00:28:29,944 ♪ Don't you worry ♪ 513 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,389 ♪ Said hey ♪ 514 00:28:31,414 --> 00:28:33,659 ♪ Baby, I got your money ♪ 515 00:28:33,684 --> 00:28:35,982 ♪ Hey, said hey ♪ 516 00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:39,381 ♪ Baby, I got your money, don't you worry ♪ 517 00:28:40,742 --> 00:28:44,420 Sheriff, maybe I should go in and check the shoreline? 518 00:28:44,445 --> 00:28:45,858 Based on the current, 519 00:28:45,883 --> 00:28:48,904 it is highly probable the body has already washed up. 520 00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:51,889 I know what's going on. The mayor's still sick. 521 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:54,826 You stay on mission, Deputy. We got a body to find. 522 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,918 This guy's not going to give up. 523 00:28:57,943 --> 00:29:00,755 I can't panic. I just need a plan. 524 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,506 If they find the body, 525 00:29:02,531 --> 00:29:04,842 I'll say it's my twin brother, Frederico. 526 00:29:04,963 --> 00:29:08,248 Playboy, drinker, bad swimmer. 527 00:29:26,696 --> 00:29:28,976 Whoa. Down, boy. 528 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,554 Down, boy. 529 00:29:31,565 --> 00:29:33,476 Down! This is my body. 530 00:29:33,501 --> 00:29:34,788 This is my body. 531 00:29:35,426 --> 00:29:37,918 No, let go! 532 00:29:50,303 --> 00:29:51,629 Harry? 533 00:29:52,192 --> 00:29:53,599 Are you home? 534 00:29:53,624 --> 00:29:56,020 - Ooh. - Yes, I'm home 535 00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:59,910 just standing here doing nothing. 536 00:29:59,952 --> 00:30:03,480 Oh, cool. Looks like a fun night. 537 00:30:03,505 --> 00:30:04,887 What are you doing here? 538 00:30:04,912 --> 00:30:06,123 We were down at the beach 539 00:30:06,148 --> 00:30:07,925 watching the lake being dragged. 540 00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:10,527 It's like our town's version of a drive-in. 541 00:30:10,552 --> 00:30:11,652 - Yeah. - So. 542 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,480 Can we use your bathroom? 543 00:30:13,505 --> 00:30:15,238 - Um... - Please? 544 00:30:15,263 --> 00:30:17,012 It's back there. 545 00:30:17,037 --> 00:30:19,355 But then you have to leave right away. 546 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:22,016 - I'm very busy. - Yeah, we know, doing nothing. 547 00:30:29,176 --> 00:30:31,822 I'm over him. Like, so over him. 548 00:30:31,847 --> 00:30:33,758 Like, I'm embarrassed that I was into him. 549 00:30:38,243 --> 00:30:40,559 Why are you going through his stuff? 550 00:30:41,137 --> 00:30:43,028 You can find out a lot about a guy this way. 551 00:30:44,264 --> 00:30:45,608 He's got all the vitamins. 552 00:30:45,633 --> 00:30:48,833 - A, B, C... oh, my God. - Huh? 553 00:30:48,858 --> 00:30:51,270 They're stored in alphabetical order. 554 00:30:51,295 --> 00:30:52,539 He's a maniac. 555 00:30:53,608 --> 00:30:55,005 I'm so turned on. 556 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:04,513 We are gonna go. 557 00:31:05,019 --> 00:31:06,530 Oh. 558 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:09,223 Do not go in there. 559 00:31:09,439 --> 00:31:11,359 I'm just kidding. I didn't shit in your bathroom. 560 00:31:11,539 --> 00:31:14,169 Gotta go to a party. Sorry, you're not invited. 561 00:31:14,194 --> 00:31:17,856 Kinda a girl's night thing so, yeah. 562 00:31:17,881 --> 00:31:19,802 - Okay. - Seriously, it's not a big deal. 563 00:31:19,827 --> 00:31:23,575 It's just, like, my ex, JT, he's, like, really successful 564 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:27,614 and he's got this, like, really big house in the hills 565 00:31:27,639 --> 00:31:30,451 and he's, like, begging me to go, 566 00:31:30,476 --> 00:31:32,955 which... embarrassing for him, you know? 567 00:31:35,016 --> 00:31:36,895 Then I'm confused why you're still here. 568 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,264 - Go. - No, we're good. 569 00:31:38,289 --> 00:31:41,769 I get it. So we'll see you another time. 570 00:31:41,883 --> 00:31:43,255 Thank you. 571 00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:49,864 It's like he's jealous but barely hiding it. 572 00:31:50,526 --> 00:31:52,306 - You know? - He's hiding it pretty well. 573 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,724 He's probably gonna follow us. 574 00:31:54,749 --> 00:31:56,295 - No, he's not. - Oh, my God. 575 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,368 You're so weird. 576 00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:59,556 ♪ Yuck-Sue-Yaach sounding like a savage ♪ 577 00:31:59,581 --> 00:32:01,157 ♪ I don't even understand 'em ♪ 578 00:32:01,182 --> 00:32:02,580 ♪ When he say that you the baddest ♪ 579 00:32:02,604 --> 00:32:04,360 ♪ Survival is a habit ♪ 580 00:32:04,557 --> 00:32:08,962 - Hey, you girls got ID? - Oh, what are you doing here? 581 00:32:08,987 --> 00:32:10,632 This bitch called in for reinforcements. 582 00:32:10,657 --> 00:32:13,759 - Aww, D'arce. - Mwah. 583 00:32:13,784 --> 00:32:16,129 Thank you. Let's do the damn thing. 584 00:32:16,154 --> 00:32:17,188 Give it to you. 585 00:32:17,213 --> 00:32:19,325 Ugh, do you have anything stronger? 586 00:32:19,514 --> 00:32:21,431 Pumped Sage enough milk for a week. 587 00:32:21,456 --> 00:32:22,501 Mm. 588 00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:25,587 - I'm trying to be out-out. - Ooh, you look hot. 589 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:28,233 Ooh, why are you dressed like a mob wife? 590 00:32:28,258 --> 00:32:29,368 Why aren't you? 591 00:32:29,393 --> 00:32:31,405 I have a husband. You have a cat. 592 00:32:31,848 --> 00:32:35,221 Besides, this is the first night I've been out since Sage was born. 593 00:32:35,246 --> 00:32:38,158 I'm not gonna waste it on a Broncos jersey and jeans. 594 00:32:38,183 --> 00:32:39,666 Oh. 595 00:32:40,396 --> 00:32:42,080 I see somebody I wanna talk to... 596 00:32:43,306 --> 00:32:45,361 with my butt. 597 00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:48,478 'Kay. 598 00:32:48,503 --> 00:32:49,861 ♪ If you craft is genetic ♪ 599 00:32:49,886 --> 00:32:51,230 ♪ Yuck-Sue-Yaach ♪ 600 00:32:51,255 --> 00:32:52,712 ♪ If you workin' both your spirits ♪ 601 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:54,322 Hey, watch it. 602 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:57,791 - Kick rocks, cougar. - Cougar? 603 00:32:57,816 --> 00:32:59,019 We know the guy that lives here, 604 00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:01,487 so maybe we could have him just kick your ass right out of here. 605 00:33:01,511 --> 00:33:04,385 Who, JT's dad? He's outta town, lady. 606 00:33:04,768 --> 00:33:06,213 Lady? 607 00:33:07,278 --> 00:33:09,388 Check out the MILFs. 608 00:33:14,872 --> 00:33:16,768 Did you invite me to a high school party? 609 00:33:16,793 --> 00:33:19,294 - Oh, God. - Holy shit. 610 00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:21,286 No, no, no, this isn't funny, okay? 611 00:33:21,311 --> 00:33:23,817 I wasted a 30-mile drive, a babysitter, 612 00:33:23,842 --> 00:33:25,428 and I smeared my best lipstick to be here. 613 00:33:25,452 --> 00:33:27,372 - I'm sorry. - Oh, my God. 614 00:33:27,703 --> 00:33:29,325 Where's D'Arcy? Oh, shit. 615 00:33:29,350 --> 00:33:31,708 - I'm gonna kill her. - Oh, God, oh, God. 616 00:33:31,733 --> 00:33:32,981 Oh, God. 617 00:33:33,892 --> 00:33:35,505 You're a good dancer. 618 00:33:35,530 --> 00:33:36,755 And you're skinny. 619 00:33:36,843 --> 00:33:38,287 Like a cricket. 620 00:33:38,312 --> 00:33:42,122 - You wanna take it upstairs? - Why, what's upstairs? 621 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:43,661 Oh, no, no, no. 622 00:33:43,686 --> 00:33:46,833 Oh, my God, braces? Ugh. 623 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,747 - Chug, chug, chug, chug! - Do not say that! That's not true! 624 00:33:49,772 --> 00:33:51,458 Ugh, high school party. 625 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:54,911 How's your new boyfriend. You get into his Pull-Ups yet? 626 00:33:54,936 --> 00:33:57,028 I think that was his first boner. 627 00:33:57,583 --> 00:34:00,950 I guess that you forgot that JT also has a son named JT? 628 00:34:00,975 --> 00:34:03,802 It's not my fault that he is a narcissist. 629 00:34:03,827 --> 00:34:05,716 Wow, okay, okay. 630 00:34:05,741 --> 00:34:06,958 Excuse me. 631 00:34:07,341 --> 00:34:08,802 - What? - Oh, hey, hey, hey. 632 00:34:08,827 --> 00:34:10,950 - Why? - You guys want some? 633 00:34:10,975 --> 00:34:13,853 Oh, great. We're in a Gen Z drug den. 634 00:34:13,878 --> 00:34:16,724 Hey, these are Sam's. Where'd you get these? 635 00:34:16,749 --> 00:34:18,063 From my pocket. 636 00:34:18,088 --> 00:34:20,700 Burnout, she means who gave them to you? 637 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,497 This prescription was written after he died. 638 00:34:23,999 --> 00:34:25,123 You weren't prescribed these. 639 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:26,623 I'm taking them, and if you have a problem with that, 640 00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:28,692 - I'm gonna call the cops. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 641 00:34:30,839 --> 00:34:33,544 - What was that about? - Let's just get out of here. 642 00:34:38,315 --> 00:34:40,119 Wait. Jay? 643 00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:45,932 Oh, shit. 644 00:34:45,957 --> 00:34:48,057 How are all these children more wasted than us? 645 00:34:48,082 --> 00:34:51,338 Okay, yeah, I'm going home to snuggle my baby. 646 00:34:51,363 --> 00:34:53,713 You two, you need families. 647 00:34:54,314 --> 00:34:55,791 Or maybe a lawyer. 648 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,697 This is embarrassing. Help me. 649 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,478 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. 650 00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:02,333 All right. 651 00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:06,564 Sorry about tonight. 652 00:35:07,029 --> 00:35:10,291 You're too young to know how sorry that party really was. 653 00:35:12,213 --> 00:35:14,900 - Thanks. - Course. 654 00:35:14,925 --> 00:35:16,510 Just get to bed. 655 00:35:16,728 --> 00:35:18,857 Oh, hang on, um... 656 00:35:18,882 --> 00:35:22,338 I know you've been going through a hard time lately. 657 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:24,563 Whenever you're having a rough time, 658 00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:27,588 just burn some of this cedar and pull the smoke around you. 659 00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:31,057 Something my dad taught me. It'll help. 660 00:35:32,753 --> 00:35:35,986 That's weird, but okay. 661 00:35:37,786 --> 00:35:40,049 Thanks, Ms. Twelvetrees. 662 00:35:56,367 --> 00:35:58,791 Asta, are you ready? 663 00:35:59,689 --> 00:36:01,236 Asta? 664 00:36:07,018 --> 00:36:08,541 Sam! 665 00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:26,932 You okay? 666 00:36:30,383 --> 00:36:33,772 - Let's get out of here. - Yeah, let's do it. 667 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:37,584 Up front, princess. I'm not a chauffeur. 668 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,725 I mean... oh, okay. 669 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:41,928 That's how we're doing it? 670 00:36:41,953 --> 00:36:44,045 Yep, that's how we're doing it. 671 00:36:45,171 --> 00:36:47,303 No problem. 672 00:37:00,202 --> 00:37:01,177 Yes. 673 00:37:01,178 --> 00:37:02,655 We're calling it a night, Doc, 674 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,457 but we'll be back tomorrow. 675 00:37:04,929 --> 00:37:06,348 There's a dead body out there somewhere 676 00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:08,457 and we're not gonna rest until we find it. 677 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:11,417 Except we are going to go home and rest now. 678 00:37:11,585 --> 00:37:13,060 Hey, Cletus! 679 00:37:13,084 --> 00:37:14,223 Hey! Get back here, boy! 680 00:37:14,248 --> 00:37:15,606 Hey! What you smell? 681 00:37:15,631 --> 00:37:17,481 - Uh... - Cletus! 682 00:37:17,506 --> 00:37:19,277 What you got, boy? 683 00:37:19,413 --> 00:37:21,309 Oh, hell. He onto something! 684 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:26,879 - He cannot go in there. - Go on, boy! 685 00:37:26,981 --> 00:37:28,025 Huh? 686 00:37:30,599 --> 00:37:32,074 Huh. 687 00:37:36,836 --> 00:37:37,988 Huh. 688 00:37:47,367 --> 00:37:49,629 Well, well, well. 689 00:37:50,762 --> 00:37:52,473 No wonder he's losing his mind. 690 00:37:55,629 --> 00:37:56,840 It's bison. 691 00:37:57,616 --> 00:37:59,194 You got meat. 692 00:37:59,648 --> 00:38:00,925 I like meat. 693 00:38:02,353 --> 00:38:04,551 I like meat, too, you know? 694 00:38:04,576 --> 00:38:06,287 I've tried rabbit. 695 00:38:06,312 --> 00:38:07,790 And I tried moose once. 696 00:38:07,815 --> 00:38:10,223 My uncle made them. I ate it, but I didn't like it. 697 00:38:10,248 --> 00:38:12,395 Okay, well, there's nothing to see here. 698 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,552 At least I know where I can come if I need meat, right? 699 00:38:16,013 --> 00:38:17,629 Come on, here, Cletus! 700 00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:20,879 And Liv. 701 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,223 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. 702 00:38:39,063 --> 00:38:40,723 Why are you awake? 703 00:38:40,748 --> 00:38:42,434 Please don't tell me you waited up for me. 704 00:38:42,459 --> 00:38:44,200 No. 705 00:38:44,538 --> 00:38:46,832 - Breakfast? - Oh, my God, please. 706 00:38:47,334 --> 00:38:49,468 Scrambled eggs, your favorite. 707 00:38:50,846 --> 00:38:52,707 Wow. 708 00:38:53,882 --> 00:38:55,484 This looks good. 709 00:39:05,961 --> 00:39:07,606 It was a girl. 710 00:39:12,812 --> 00:39:14,801 The baby was a girl. 711 00:39:17,968 --> 00:39:19,707 I thought she'd be better off without me, 712 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,548 but what if that's not true? What if... 713 00:39:21,963 --> 00:39:24,962 what if she's supposed to be with me? 714 00:39:24,987 --> 00:39:26,993 You're a mother to that child. 715 00:39:27,179 --> 00:39:29,790 That bond can never be broken. 716 00:39:30,790 --> 00:39:32,470 It's a mother's gift. 717 00:39:32,774 --> 00:39:34,868 Wherever that child is, 718 00:39:35,742 --> 00:39:38,165 you'll always be able to sense her. 719 00:39:40,557 --> 00:39:42,188 One day, 720 00:39:43,743 --> 00:39:47,123 that connection will bring you back together. 721 00:39:56,786 --> 00:39:59,131 - Here you go. - Oh, thank you. 722 00:40:01,453 --> 00:40:03,865 - Oh. - We both have the same bag. 723 00:40:04,146 --> 00:40:05,522 Oh, um, yeah. 724 00:40:05,547 --> 00:40:07,558 I was just buying a lock for your desk drawer. 725 00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:10,311 It's where Sam used to keep all his prescription pads. 726 00:40:10,585 --> 00:40:11,662 What about you? 727 00:40:11,687 --> 00:40:14,061 I also have some things to lock away. 728 00:40:16,910 --> 00:40:20,272 Who even are you, Harry Vanderspeigle? 729 00:40:20,741 --> 00:40:22,506 Just a... 730 00:40:23,095 --> 00:40:24,592 guy. 731 00:40:27,297 --> 00:40:28,341 Hmm. 732 00:40:28,366 --> 00:40:30,411 Everybody has secrets. 733 00:40:30,677 --> 00:40:33,006 Fear is such a great motivator. 734 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:35,743 It makes people lock those secrets away. 735 00:40:39,195 --> 00:40:42,075 But for every one person locking away their secrets, 736 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:45,631 there are two more people seeking to uncover the truth. 737 00:40:49,164 --> 00:40:51,100 Scary, right? 738 00:40:52,144 --> 00:40:54,217 He's disgusting. 739 00:40:54,914 --> 00:40:57,123 He definitely cut the brakes on your bike. 740 00:40:58,798 --> 00:41:00,639 I need to get a closer look. 741 00:41:00,664 --> 00:41:03,037 No, don't. Don't do it. 742 00:41:16,879 --> 00:41:18,891 What the hell? 743 00:42:10,364 --> 00:42:12,256 _ 744 00:42:12,436 --> 00:42:15,467 So, I look that alien son of a bitch 745 00:42:15,492 --> 00:42:18,771 right in his jaundiced eyes and I said in no uncertain terms, 746 00:42:18,796 --> 00:42:21,272 "I'm not the one to mess with." 747 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:24,053 I said, "Boy, I don't know where you're from 748 00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:26,428 "and I don't much give a flying duck's fart. 749 00:42:26,453 --> 00:42:29,332 "One thing's for certain, two things for sure. 750 00:42:29,357 --> 00:42:31,623 You best stay the hell away from me." 751 00:42:31,868 --> 00:42:34,380 Well, he come at me. 752 00:42:34,405 --> 00:42:36,816 I kicked his alien ass all the way to the next county. 753 00:42:39,061 --> 00:42:41,787 Damn thing got away with my horse and my hat, 754 00:42:41,812 --> 00:42:44,772 but I knew he wouldn't mess with me again. 755 00:42:44,797 --> 00:42:45,797 Unbelievable. 756 00:42:45,822 --> 00:42:48,076 See, this is why we like traveling around 757 00:42:48,101 --> 00:42:49,819 meeting other alien experiencers. 758 00:42:49,844 --> 00:42:51,354 Stories like that. 759 00:42:51,386 --> 00:42:52,662 When we saw your videos online, 760 00:42:52,687 --> 00:42:55,115 we knew we had to come speak with you. 761 00:42:55,761 --> 00:42:58,412 Where did you say you actually saw the alien again? 762 00:42:58,437 --> 00:42:59,656 Do you know where he was headed? 763 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:00,787 Well, little lady, 764 00:43:00,812 --> 00:43:02,490 I've been letting this liquor speak for me 765 00:43:02,515 --> 00:43:04,123 and I think I said too much already. 766 00:43:04,845 --> 00:43:08,325 But you can read about that in the book I'm writing. 767 00:43:08,974 --> 00:43:11,868 Oh, cool. You're writing a book. 768 00:43:22,356 --> 00:43:24,548 ♪ Sunshine on ♪ 769 00:43:25,627 --> 00:43:27,373 Well, well, little lady. What are you doing... 770 00:43:27,397 --> 00:43:31,477 ♪ We're singing all day and you can't tame it ♪ 771 00:43:31,502 --> 00:43:35,454 Oh, my God! Are you insane? 772 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,719 You killed him? 773 00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:40,041 We're not supposed to kill people! 774 00:43:40,065 --> 00:43:41,376 Those aren't our orders! 775 00:43:41,401 --> 00:43:43,790 Looks like you and I have different orders. 776 00:43:43,815 --> 00:43:49,019 ♪ Oh, Lord, I feel a change on the rise ♪